I Know People Like This!

Jack Benny on Sex Education

From an interview on the Dick Cavett Show in 1973:

Adam & Eve must've known about sex or we wouldn't be here. How they did it with an apple I don't know....and with a snake watching them yet!
I tried it with an apple and it's nothing!
It looks so silly.

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Well Said

I thought this was well put:

Straight people are not normal, they're just common.

Words of Optimism

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful citizens can change the
world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." - Margaret Mead