Big Penis

I just received an email from an "Irene" claiming she had a bigger penis than mine.

This is noteworthy.

I don't know an Irene or anyone who has become an Irene.

If Irene does have a penis bigger than mine, good for her.

But what's REALLY noteworthy here is that SHE HAS a penis! The subject line of that email should have read:

"I'M IRENE AND I HAVE A BIG PENIS!"


Now that's worth opening the spam mail!