Upselling

I went to the 7 Eleven behind the PeopleSupport building just across the street from us to buy milk and tape. Found the milk to be OK, the tape was turning various shades of orange, though. OK. I decided to just get the milk.

I brought it up to the counter and the clerk asked me if that was all.

"Yes", I said.

"Hot dog? Condom?", he said.

How suggestive is THAT?! At least he's direct and to-the-point...